My new t-shirt design is inspired by a fake play from a movie that no one saw....
The Robert Downey Jr. and Anton Yelchin film "Charlie Bartlett" (a quiet gem of a movie) includes a scene where Charlie, played by Yelchin, is audtioning for the school play.
Instead of performing a Shakespearean monologue he goes for a piece from the (actually unreal) play "Misadventures of a Teenage Renegade". It is over-the-top, ridiculous, and charming.
My shirt shows the fictitious script for that play.